gph
8:10 Fri Apr 28
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Repeat posting is a sign of being as old as Texas...
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lincslink
8:09 Fri Apr 28
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When your back goes out more than you.
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lincslink
8:09 Fri Apr 28
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When your back goes out more than you.
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gph
8:09 Fri Apr 28
Re: How do you know you are getting old?
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Slightly off-topic, but unfit younger people are great for making you feel younger.
Recently met a bloke who couldn't keep up with my normal walking pace, despite being 20 years younger.
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lincslink
8:08 Fri Apr 28
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When your back goes out more than you.
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Tomshardware
8:05 Fri Apr 28
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Grey pubes.
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Darlo Debs
7:42 Fri Apr 28
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As a woman I will know I am properly old when I start shopping in the place designed for the older lady....Bon Marche
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Claretribbon2
7:33 Fri Apr 28
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You remember STANDING in the old Wembley Stadium watching West Ham beat Arsenal and win the F A Cup!
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Toe Rag
7:24 Fri Apr 28
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When you realise pretty much everyone under 25 is a clueless fucking cunt.
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Worst Case Ontario
7:15 Fri Apr 28
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For me it was when I started thinking Fleetwood Mac has some very decent tracks.
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FruityBoots.
7:03 Fri Apr 28
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When you go to sit down or stand up you make a Ahhhh or huuuurrr kind of grunting noise.
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Bungo
6:39 Fri Apr 28
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I noticed a new one recently.
When buildings that you remember being built, are now getting old and are themselves being knocked down and replaced.
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wd40
6:37 Fri Apr 28
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fuck its enjoyable
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wd40
6:35 Fri Apr 28
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when your highlight of the day is....
sitting outside a coffee shop people watching !
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Darlo Debs
6:33 Fri Apr 28
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and the other sign is that you cant remember what cunt means?
You old cunt :-)
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Iron Duke
6:23 Fri Apr 28
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Grey hair, thinning hair, eyesight turning to shit.
But the big giveaway is everyone calling me an old cunt.
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Lato
5:45 Fri Apr 28
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My youngest daughter picked me out a nice pair of shoes for a recent job interview that cost 50 quid. By the time I got home the the left one had ripped my left foot to feckin shreds. So i went down ro deichmanns and bought a sensible, cheap pair for a tenner and my Wife and kids are now taking the piss big time and calling me Grandad. Excuse i am a feckin Grandad
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bruuuno
5:42 Fri Apr 28
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Grey nostril hair
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Darlo Debs
5:40 Fri Apr 28
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..and swap Cosmopolitan for People's Friend.
Plus you start to become obsessed with bowel movements. IMost of the old people I look after are fascinated by the regularity or otherwise of their bowels.
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Alfs
5:37 Fri Apr 28
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You get mail shots from SAGA.
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Darlo Debs
5:27 Fri Apr 28
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Michael Parkinson starts looking dishy
*not there yet before you ask.
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